tiptoeintotwilight

”First of all... Papa Smurf didn’t 
create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She 
was sent in as Gargemel’s evil spy, 
with the intention of destroying the 
smurf village. But the overwhelming 
Goodness of the Smurf Way of Life 
transformed her into the Smurfette 
we all know and love. And as for the 
whole gang-bang scenario... it just 
couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. 
They probably don’t even have 
reproductive organs down there under 
those little white pants. The only 
reason they exist is because of magic 
spells and witchcraft... which is 
all a bunch of bullshit if you ask 
me.”

”That’s what’s so illogical about the 
smurfs... what’s the point of living 
if you don’t have a dick?” 
Donnie Darko